What Would You Do If... - Game

Steal his eye thingies.

What would you do if I dyed Luna's fur orange?

Dye Twilight's jet-black and lock her in a dark room.

What would you do if you were put in prison just for being called "Matt"?

Sue for namism.

What would you do if season 4 killed off Luna?

Shrug my shoulders.

I have drifted from MLP.

What would you do if S4 killed off everyone?

By "everyone", does that include outside of the show?

If so, I wouldn't do anything because I'd be dead.

If by "everyone", you meant the cast, I'd be upset because the cast would be dead.

What would you do if you were famous?

I would rework my sleeping schedule, make sure I'm always awake at night, so nobody ever sees me, but I would still do what made me famous, to confuse everyone.

What would you do if you were Hitler, 1 year before his death, and you can't change anything about what happened?

Do push ups.

What would you do if you became completely paralyzed?

Find a way to die.

What would you do if you were given the ability to destroy entire nations?

Destroy naughty nations for being naughty.

What would you do if you had infinite money?

Create my own personal exoskeletal suit, armed with a mechanical sword, an ion cannon, and powerful thrusters to launch itself towards the target.

I would then go on a murder spree, cleansing Earth of the human population.

What would you do if you had access to military weaponry?

Hoard them for when you build your exoskeletal suit.

What would you do if I defeated you and ended your murderous rampage?

Pay expert assassins billions to kill you, so I could remake my exoskeletal suit and continue my rampage.

What would you do if you were given a kitten?

Raise it and <3 it.

What would you do if a kitten clawed your eyes out?

Snap its neck.

What would you do if a bald eagle swooped out of the sky and pecked your eyes out in the name of 'Merica?

Be confused because I am 'Merican.

And how dare you harm a kitty.

What would you do if I gave you a yummy delicious chocolate bar?

Probably not eat it, then proceed to give it to a homeless man, then kill him with my advanced exoskeletal suit.

He'll die happy.

What would you do if you were homeless?

Save up enough money to make myself look professional, print out a resume, and find a job.

What would you do if I offered you a plate of bacon?

Take it, I guess.

What would you do if bacon never existed?

Have no purpose in life.

What would you do if the Grinch stole your soul?

*Shrugs*

What would you do if you were given a choice between money and bacon?

Lots of variables here. First of all:
-How much money? This is important
-How much bacon?
-Can I spend the money on bacon?

I will assume that the amount of bacon and money are the same (100 strips of bacon and $100). This being the case, I could easily spend a small portion of the money to get even more bacon strips (I think one package includes like, 12 or so and only costs a few dollars), while still having some money left over.

So I would take the money.

What would you do if Sandy Cheeks tried to smooch your face?

Run away.

Far away.

What would you do if Patrick Star bound & gagged you, with sexual intentions?

Break through my bonds with the force of a thousand men.

Then run away.

Far away.

What would you do if you were forced to wake up to the sound of Spongebob laughing for the rest of your life?

Shoot myself.

What would you do if you couldn't sleep, ever, but you could still get tired?

Also, not sleeping would only make you tired, it wouldn't kill you after a while as it usually does.

Induced coma.

What would you do if you could never eat anything ever again, but you could still get hungry?

And it wouldn't kill you, just make you hungrier.