What Would You Do If... - Game

Be sent back to hell, then I would bring her to hell and we'd do kinky torture stuff.

What would you do if heaven existed, you were sent there, and it was boring?

Get bored and play video games.

What would you do if Blueblood came to your house and was like "Can you eat my soul pl0x?"

Kick his peasant butt out of my house and tell him he doesn't have one.

What would you do if Eddie Riggs flew by your window and called you a groundwalker?

Wonder who Eddie Riggs was and what a groundwalker is?

What would you do if jammy dodgers had a less-retarded name?

Iunno, saw their name more often?

What would you do if you were forced into submission by a baby?

(Eddie Riggs is the protagonist of Brutal Legend)

Eat the baby.

What would you do if you were asked out on a date by Forl?

Decline.

What would you do if you were asked out on a date by Sos?

Depends on the location.

What would you do if you were asked out on a date by Miley Cyrus by her twerking the invitation into your face?

Put a gun in my mouth and pull the trigger.

What would you do if you were asked to fix Miley Cyrus?

Do my best, but probably fail.

What would you do if you were a Reaper?

Not know if I was a vehicle, or the actual figment of death.

What would you do if you became a toaster that burned everything?

Burn you in the face.

What would you do if an alien probed you?

Make it regret every decision it ever made in its life.

What would you do if the ground around your house ceased to exist and your house was just floating in the center of an endless abyss?

I'd finally have an excuse to never leave my house.

What would you do if Thane Krios was hired to assassinate you? (Before he got sick)

Accept my death and meet him face-to-face.

What would you do if Tali hacked a Cerberus mech and set it to pursue & destroy you?

Destroy the mech because ATLAS mechs are cute.

Then I would consult Tali.

What would you do if you woke up in the middle of the night because Mordin was singing in your closet?

Open my closet, take him out of it, then throw him out of the window.

What would you do if you woke up in bed, naked, with Wrex?

Put some clothes on.

What would you do if Tali started singing to you like in the Citadel DLC?

Politely ask her not to.

What would you do if Thane got intimate with you in your sleep, and you caught his illness?

HOW DARE YOU. TALI'S SINGING VOICE IS AWESOME.

And I wouldn't catch his illness. He said it's not communicable, even to other Drell.

What would you do if you got your facts right?

I would repeat my question.

It doesn't have to be possible - the question still stands, so I'll repeat it.

What would you do if Thane got intimate with you in your sleep, and you caught his illness?

Pray to Kalahira or w/e that goddesses name is.

What would you do if Mordin gave you the genophage?

Use it on Africa.

What would you do if Wrex challenged you to a fist fight?

Lose lol.

What would you do if you met Jack?

Walk away instantly.

What would you do if you met The Illusive Man?