A re-written song of a re-written song, for BlazeCraft

Saw this on a forum, and re-wrote it for this server because I roll that way.

The original song here.

It's nine o'clock on BlazeCraft, it is.
The regular members shuffle in
There's an old man sitting next to me
Making love to his tonic and gin

He says, "Son can you bump me a memory
I'm not really sure how it goes.
But it's sad and it's sweet.
And I knew it complete.
When I wore a younger rank’s clothes"

Ban a griefer, mods 'n' admins.
Ban a griefer tonight.
Well we're all in the mood for a couple 'a lols.
And you've got us feeling alright.

Now Forl at the forums’ an admin
He sorts through the threads for free
And he's quick with a lock or to delete the lot
If the thread is below quality

He says, "Sos, I believe this deserves a lock"
As a smile ran away from his face
"Well, I'm sure that the thread could stay open
If it obeyed the rules anyway"

Now Bacon’s the joker around here.
Who has an avatar from MLP.
And he's talking with Satan, making references.
They seem like pretty good bros.

And the newbies are practicing forum games.
As the introductions slowly get filled.
Yes they're sharing a game they call boredom.
But it's better than bumping alone.

Ban a griefer, mods 'n' admins.
Ban a griefer tonight.
Well we're all in the mood for a couple 'a lols.
And you've got us feeling alright

It's a pretty good crowd for a Saturday.
And the owner gives us a smile.
'Cause he knows that it's BC they've been coming to see.
To forget about life for a while.

And the piano sounds like a GEP gun.
And the microphone smells like PROD.
And they sit at the thread get filled with dread.
When the thread gets immediately locked.

Ban a griefer, mods 'n' admins.
Ban a griefer tonight.
Well we're all in the mood for a couple 'a lols.
And you've got us feeling alright.

Me gusta. Billy Joel ftw.

Beautiful.

Fine, don't include me.</3

Or me^ </3

There weren't enough spots to fit the team in.

I still love you guys. <3

Yay<3